Its all depressing news these days – Inflation on the rise, recession on the edge, house prices never stopping to fall, stock indexes going south, companies laying off, rising oil prices….(add yours to the list).
How to remain sane? Switch off TV, Switch off Radio, Don’t read newspapers and get your news from sources like Daily Show and Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me (WWDTM). Thats what i do. If the news is bitter, at least they coat them with comedy sugar. And WWDTM will bring most important news to your attention. News such ass (pun intended):
Woman sues Victoria’s Secret claiming thong injury
“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret and the metal popped in my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened,”
And,
“looking at a naked man walking on the beach is about as exciting as looking at landscapes”
And believe me, i have a much better vocabulary now – i learned the right usage of turgid in the program:
….or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.
Now tell me – Do you really care if they start drilling Florida coast for oil ???
